As I write this, my parents are on a plane heading back to Florida. We had a lovely visit, only I'm now left wondering what do with the items they left in my pantry. Herewith a brief inventory:
* America's Choice Bran Flakes
* Post Bran Flakes
* Kellogg's All-Bran
* Kellogg's All-Bran Complete Oat Flakes
* Sunsweet Pitted Bite Size Prunes
* Metamucil Orange smooth texture/sugar-free
I'm not saying I sense a pattern or anything, but I wonder if I've shirked my patriotic responsibilities by not having warned the pilot.
Anyway, I guess it could be worse ...
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That is a LOT of fiber.
ReplyDeleteyeah... you should've warned the pilot. :)
ReplyDeleteHA!!!
ReplyDeleteyou are toooooo funny, Ellen. Please, be kind to us old folks...someday...well, you'll not have to worry with your Super Colon Blow. heh!!
ReplyDeletedoes Robert Olen Butler know about this?
ReplyDelete;-)