You got to love a horoscope that starts out like this:
This may turn out to be the most joyous holiday you've had in recent memory. With Jupiter, the planet of happiness and good fortune, now in Scorpio for a year - a placement it began to occupy in late October - you have suddenly become the cosmic favorite. Opportunities for greater love, better health, and substantial job opportunities will all be yours. This month, thanks to the new moon that's set to arrive December 1, good news about your salary should come through, too.
Alas, it also says I'm going to get hit with a whopping bill this month. Oh well.
This is from Astrology Zone, the same place I linked last month. Read yours here.