Saturday, November 24, 2007

Taking inventory

As I write this, my parents are on a plane heading back to Florida. We had a lovely visit, only I'm now left wondering what do with the items they left in my pantry. Herewith a brief inventory:

* America's Choice Bran Flakes

* Post Bran Flakes

* Kellogg's All-Bran

* Kellogg's All-Bran Complete Oat Flakes

* Sunsweet Pitted Bite Size Prunes

* Metamucil Orange smooth texture/sugar-free

I'm not saying I sense a pattern or anything, but I wonder if I've shirked my patriotic responsibilities by not having warned the pilot.

Anyway, I guess it could be worse ...


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5 comments:

Ms. Theologian said...

That is a LOT of fiber.

annie kelleher said...

yeah... you should've warned the pilot. :)

Myfanwy Collins said...

HA!!!

bevjackson said...

you are toooooo funny, Ellen. Please, be kind to us old folks...someday...well, you'll not have to worry with your Super Colon Blow. heh!!

Maryanne Stahl said...

does Robert Olen Butler know about this?

;-)