As I write this, my parents are on a plane heading back to Florida. We had a lovely visit, only I'm now left wondering what do with the items they left in my pantry. Herewith a brief inventory:
* America's Choice Bran Flakes
* Post Bran Flakes
* Kellogg's All-Bran
* Kellogg's All-Bran Complete Oat Flakes
* Sunsweet Pitted Bite Size Prunes
* Metamucil Orange smooth texture/sugar-free
I'm not saying I sense a pattern or anything, but I wonder if I've shirked my patriotic responsibilities by not having warned the pilot.
Anyway, I guess it could be worse ...
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5 comments:
That is a LOT of fiber.
yeah... you should've warned the pilot. :)
HA!!!
you are toooooo funny, Ellen. Please, be kind to us old folks...someday...well, you'll not have to worry with your Super Colon Blow. heh!!
does Robert Olen Butler know about this?
;-)
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