Wednesday, May 08, 2013

Live Video Book Chat!

When: THURSDAY, MAY 9, 5:30 PM ET / 2:30 PM PT

Where: YOUR HOUSE (or office or wherever you connect online)


Exciting news! I'm partnering with Booktalk Nation and Shindig for a live video chat to discuss Farewell, Dorothy Parker. To attend, all you need is an Internet connection.

My interviewer is historian/author Kevin Fitzpatrick, who founded the Dorothy Parker Society. You're free to sit and watch anonymously just like any online show ... or, you can join via Skype and ask your own live questions. 

To sign up for this event, click hereYou'll receive an e-mail with the URL. It's all surprisingly easy. 

The event also offers you the chance to purchase a copy of Farewell, Dorothy Parker personally inscribed to you (or to a gift recipient). You can place an order for yours here. The Dolphin Bookshop will ship the book directly to your door.

I look forward to seeing you! 


Sunday, May 05, 2013

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Free Bookplates for Mother's Day!


If you are giving or receiving FAREWELL, DOROTHY PARKER as a Mother's Day gift, I'd be delighted to personalize your book with a free bookplate.*

Just purchase FDP at your local bookstore or from any online bookseller, such as Amazon • Barnes & Noble • Books-A-Million • IndieBound. Then send me an email at ellen (at) ellenmeister (dot) com. Please be sure to include:

1. The name of the person receiving the book.
2. The address I should send the bookplate to. (One small favor--please type the address exactly as it should appear on the envelope, including line breaks. I'm doing this independent of my publisher, and there's no staff here but little old me, copying and pasting.)

FYI, bookplates are self-adhesive stickers that go right into the front of the book.

FAREWELL, DOROTHY PARKER has been a true labor of love--almost a lifetime in the making--and if your mother likes a witty, poignant and engaging read, I think this will be a great gift for her. Visit ellenmeister.com for more information.



Talking about FAREWELL, DOROTHY PARKER on NPR:
* U.S. addresses only.

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Announcement!

I'm thrilled to announce that my publisher has asked me to resurrect Dorothy Parker again for a brand new novel! I can't give away too much, but it will be a contemporary story that takes place at the Algonquin Hotel. Here's the announcement as it appeared in Publishers Marketplace:







I loved the challenge of capturing the voice and the spirit of America's most audacious wit in FAREWELL, DOROTHY PARKER, and I'm thrilled that I have the opportunity to do it again ... a dream come true times two!



Friday, April 12, 2013

New Bookplates Have Arrived!


I have new bookplates!

If you'd like me to send you one for your copy of Farewell, Dorothy Parker, drop me a line at ellen (at) ellenmeister.com and include your mailing address. If you're in the US, I'll pay the postage.

Unless you tell me otherwise, I'll automatically personalize it for you. (If it's a gift for someone, that's fine--just tell me who to make it out to.)

FYI, bookplates are self-adhesive and can go right into your copy of Farewell, Dorothy Parker, which is now available at your local bookstore. You can also order it online from any cyber bookseller, including:

Amazon • Barnes & Noble • Books-A-Million • IndieBound • Penguin 



Wednesday, April 10, 2013

I Write Dead People

Thrilled and honored that Publishers Weekly featured my essay on resurrecting Dorothy Parker for a work of fiction ...

Click here to enlarge

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Bookplates for Farewell, Dorothy Parker

Click to enlarge
A big thanks to everyone who preordered Farewell, Dorothy Parker and requested a free bookplate. 

I still have a small quantity of bookplates left, so if you'd like one, drop me a line at ellen (at) ellenmeister.com and include your mailing address. If you're in the US, I'll pay the postage.

Also, if you'd like it personalized--either to you or someone else--let me know.

FYI, bookplates are self-adhesive and can go right into your copy of  Farewell, Dorothy Parker, which is now available at your local bookstore.  You can also order it online from any cyber bookseller, including:
Amazon • Barnes & Noble • Books-A-Million • IndieBound • Penguin 

 For more information, visit ellenmeister.com


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Review highlights:


"Meister skillfully translates the rapier-like wit of the Algonquin Round Table to modern-day New York ... [with] pathos, nuanced characters, plenty of rapid-fire one-liners, and a heart-rending denouement."
                    —Publishers Weekly

"Magical fun."
                    —Booklist

"Meister honors Dorothy Parker, her still-fresh political convictions, and her body of witty, insightful work in this very nice literary romp ... I loved it ... Meister has caught the nuance and language of what I imagine to be the consummate Dorothy Parker."
                    —BookReporter.com 

"In this funny yet tender homage to Dorothy Parker, [Meister] resurrects the iconic wit of the literary legend."
                    —Library Journal

"Hooray for Ellen Meister! In a miracle of fine writing with Farewell, Dorothy Parker, a novel of infinite charm, she has brought the inimitable, witty and acerbic Dorothy Parker back to gin swilling life."
                    —BookTrib

Farewell, Dorothy Parker is not only delightful and fun, it also captures the heart and soul of one of America’s most beloved writers … Ellen Meister has precisely recreated Parker’s sharp tongue and witty observations … this is a book not to be missed!”
                    —Long Island Woman Magazine

"A fun, spunky, tension-ridden but endearing tale ... absolutely delightful!"
                    —The Best Reviews

"Funny, tender and nicely-paced."
                    —Sun News

"The plot was so swift and the prose so clean and clear, I had the book done in the space of an afternoon. I'd highly recommend this novel to those who enjoy stories of the Algonquin Round Table and Dorothy Parker's legendary wit ... Solid A."
                    —Butterfly Books

"The writer's famous wit is on full display."
                    —Miami Herald

"You don't have to know who Dorothy Parker was to truly appreciate this wonderful novel ... an enjoyable fun read with depth to the characters and a lovely portrayal of the wit of Dorothy Parker herself."
                  —Luxury Reading      

Monday, March 11, 2013

Join the LIVE CHAT! Tuesday, 3/12, 2:30 pm ET

Sunday, March 03, 2013

FAREWELL, DOROTHY PARKER ordering links


Farewell, Dorothy Parker is now available in hardcover from most booksellers, including:

It is also available in all e-reader formats, including:



"Meister skillfully translates the rapier-like wit of the Algonquin Round Table to modern-day New York ... [with] pathos, nuanced characters, plenty of rapid-fire one-liners, and a heart-rending denouement."
                    —Publishers Weekly

"Magical fun."
                    —Booklist

"Meister honors Dorothy Parker, her still-fresh political convictions, and her body of witty, insightful work in this very nice literary romp ... I loved it ... Meister has caught the nuance and language of what I imagine to be the consummate Dorothy Parker."
                    —Jane Krebs, BookReporter.com 

"In this funny yet tender homage to Dorothy Parker, [Meister] resurrects the iconic wit of the literary legend."
                    —Library Journal

"Hooray for Ellen Meister! In a miracle of fine writing with Farewell, Dorothy Parker, a novel of infinite charm, she has brought the inimitable, witty and acerbic Dorothy Parker back to gin swilling life."
                    —Linda Hitchcock, BookTrib

Farewell, Dorothy Parker is not only delightful and fun, it also captures the heart and soul of one of America’s most beloved writers … Ellen Meister has precisely recreated Parker’s sharp tongue and witty observations … this is a book not to be missed!”
                    —Debbi Honorof, Long Island Woman Magazine

"Farewell, Dorothy Parker is a delightful haunting.  How wonderful to have the renowned wit—America's wisegirl—as resident ghost and adviser....  Ellen Meister's new novel is smart and fun."
                    —Susan IsaacsNew York Times bestselling author of As Husbands Go

"Gone four decades and still missed, Dorothy Parker now has a starring role in Ellen Meister’s delicious new novel.  No doubt Mrs. Parker, wherever she is, must be smiling." 
                    —Marion Meade, author of Dorothy Parker: What Fresh Hell Is This?

"In Farewell, Dorothy Parker, Ellen Meister provides refreshing insight into Mrs. Parker as a wit, civil rights advocate, and writer. Both of this bitchin' novel's main charactersViolet and Dorothycan visit me any time."
                   —Mark EbnerNew York Times bestselling author of Hollywood, Interrupted

"What bliss to be in the company of a reimagined Dorothy Parker!  Ellen Meister's wonderful novel delivers the wit, ingenuity and elegiac sass worthy of the Algonquin Round Table's most quoted member. Long live Dorothy Parker and her zingers, resurrected so winningly in these pages."
                    —Elinor Lipman author of The Family Man

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Dear Reader

I'm the guest blogger today over at DearReader.com, and I thought you might like to take a look at it. There's also a giveaway. Here's a snippet:

In high school, I hung around with a small group of friends so far outside the social nucleus we didn't even feel its pull. At least that's what we told ourselves. We were, we insisted, artists, poets, lovers of literature. There may have been some small truth in that, but one big truth was clear. We were smartasses. Click here to read the rest.



Monday, December 24, 2012

The Next Big Thing

Huge thanks to my dear and talented friend Myfanwy Collins for tagging me in this blog chain interview called The Next Big Thing. You can read Myf's interview here, and I hope you'll consider buying both her brilliant new short story collection, I AM HOLDING YOUR HAND, and her exquisite novel, ECHOLOCATION.

And now here's my interview ...

What is your working title of your book? 

The book's gone to press, so at this point it's safe to say it's an official (as opposed to working) title: Farewell, Dorothy Parker.


Where did the idea come from? 

On some level, I think I carried the idea around with me since I fell in love with Dorothy Parker back in high school, and never stopped imagining what she might say about my life or about this whole crazy modern world.

What genre does your book fall under? 

Good question. I suppose you could call it general fiction, since that's where you'll find it in the bookstore. Some might assume it's paranormal since the ghost of Dorothy Parker is a main character, but I prefer to think of it as magical realism, as it's mostly pretty grounded.

Which actors would you choose to play your characters in a movie version? 

One of my favorite questions! For Violet, the timid movie critic, the divine Emma Stone. (Is that girl talented or what?) For Dorothy Parker, who else but Meryl Streep? She would inhabit the part and breathe extraordinary life into this extraordinary woman.

What is the one-sentence synopsis of your book? 

A timid woman movie critic accidentally unleashes the ghost of Dorothy Parker, who becomes her mentor, tormentor and,with any luck, friend.

Will your book be self-published or represented by an agency? 

Not self-published--traditionally published. It's coming out in hardcover from Putnam on February 21, with simultaneous ebook release. It will also be an audiobook from AudioGo. There are ordering links on the right. I'm represented by the Jane Rotrosen Agency.

How long did it take you to write the first draft of your manuscript? 

About a year.

What other books would you compare this story to within your genre? 

I think it's a little bit like Julie and Julia, as there's a mentor relationship between a young woman and her hero. But in Farewell, Dorothy Parker the main character is face-to-face with her larger-than-life idol.

Who or what inspired you to write this book? 

The spark was lit when I looked at the long list of Jane Austen-inspired titles and thought, Someone should do that for Dorothy Parker. My next thought was, Oh, me! 

In the movie version of this answer, we'd cut from there to a scene of me sitting at my desk several months later, as I struggle with capturing the essence of the twentieth century's greatest American wit, and all I can type is:
What was I thinking?

Of course I kept at it and somehow managed to pull it all together. I'm awfully proud of the result.

What else about your book might pique the reader's interest?

I'll let Publishers Weekly tell you:

"Meister skillfully translates the rapier-like wit of the Algonquin Round Table to modern-day New York ... [with] pathos, nuanced characters, plenty of rapid-fire one-liners, and a heart-rending denouement."

Thanks so much for reading my interview. I'm thrilled to tag the following writer friends to post about their Next Big Thing: Mary Akers, T.J. Forrester, Dina Santorelli


Thursday, December 13, 2012

Win a Copy of The Portable Dorothy Parker!

Pre-order my book, FAREWELL, DOROTHY PARKER, 
and you'll have a chance to win this wonderful collection



Thanks to my publisher, I now have 5 copies of THE PORTABLE DOROTHY PARKER to give away to people who have pre-ordered my forthcoming novel. In case you haven't heard (ahem), it's called FAREWELL, DOROTHY PARKER, and it brings the famous wit back to life in the form of a feisty, gin-swilling spirit.

To enter the giveaway, all you have to do is pre-order FAREWELL, DOROTHY PARKER and fill out this form to request a free signed bookplate. That's it! You will be automatically entered in the giveaway for this magnificent collection of Dorothy Parker's poems, stories, essays and letters.*

*Available for all U.S. pre-orders made by February 14.

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You can pre-order Farewell, Dorothy Parker today from your local bookstore or any cyber bookseller, including:



Note: If you already signed up for a bookplate, you are entered in the giveaway. You do not need to sign up again.


Thursday, December 06, 2012

Farewell, Dorothy Parker

Since I'm having temporary technical difficulties with my website, here's synopsis of Farewell, Dorothy Parker:


What if inspiration came to visit … and wouldn’t leave?

When it comes to movie reviews, critic Violet Epps is a powerhouse voice. But that’s only because she’s learned to channel her literary hero, Dorothy Parker, the most celebrated and scathing wit of the 20th century.

If only Violet could summon that kind of courage in her personal life.

Determined to defeat her social anxiety, Violet visits the Algonquin Hotel to pull strength from the hallowed dining room, where Dorothy Parker and so many other famous writers of the 1920s traded barbs. But she gets more than she bargained for when Dorothy Parker’s feisty spirit rematerializes from an ancient guestbook and hitches a ride onto her life.

Violet is shocked and thrilled to be face-to-face with her idol, but when the gin-swilling writer takes up residence in her home and grows pricklier and more outspoken by the day, the timid movie critic is pushed to her limit. With her job threatened, her new relationship in tatters, and the custody fight for her orphaned niece in jeopardy, Violet is forced to face her fears …and she makes sure Mrs. Parker does the same.

Wickedly funny and surprisingly poignant, Farewell, Dorothy Parker perfectly re-imagines one of America’s most iconic voices in a captivating and unforgettable tale.


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You can pre-order Farewell, Dorothy Parker today from your local bookstore or any cyber bookseller, including:

Monday, December 03, 2012

Would you consider pre-ordering Farewell, Dorothy Parker?

I've been a Dorothy Parker fan for as long as I can remember, and bringing the famous wit to life in Farewell, Dorothy Parker has been a singular joy. I'm so proud to share it with you, and hope that you love it.

This novel comes out in February from Putnam, but if you pre-order it today you can lock in a very deep discount and request a free signed bookplate. To get your free bookplate, simply order the book (links below) and then fill out this form, which takes less than a minute. 

These self-adhesive bookplates are not robo-signed, but will be individually autographed by yours truly. To get yours, order the book and click here, and it will be mailed directly to your home. You can buy Farewell, Dorothy Parker from any cyber bookseller, including:


Thanks!
  Ellen



Early Praise for Farewell, Dorothy Parker

"Farewell, Dorothy Parker is a delightful haunting. How wonderful to have the renowned wit—America's wisegirl—as resident ghost and adviser....  Ellen Meister's new novel is smart and fun."
 Susan IsaacsNew York Times bestselling author of As Husbands Go

"Gone four decades and still missed, Dorothy Parker now has a starring role in Ellen Meister’s delicious new novel. No doubt Mrs. Parker, wherever she is, must be smiling." 
 —Marion Meade, author of Dorothy Parker: What Fresh Hell Is This?

"In Farewell, Dorothy Parker, Ellen Meister provides refreshing insight into Mrs. Parker as a wit, civil rights advocate, and writer. Both of this bitchin' novel's main characters—Violet and Dorothy—can visit me any time."
Mark EbnerNew York Times bestselling author of Hollywood, Interrupted

"What bliss to be in the company of a reimagined Dorothy Parker!  Ellen Meister's wonderful novel delivers the wit, ingenuity and elegiac sass worthy of the Algonquin Round Table's most quoted member. Long live Dorothy Parker and her zingers, resurrected so winningly in these pages."

Elinor Lipman author of The Family Man




* Available for all U.S. orders made by February 14

Saturday, December 01, 2012

On the air, Pitchapalooza, etc ...

Busy weekend here. Lots of stuff going on with the kids, my teaching (classes today and tomorrow) and more. Early this morning I did a radio interview with Robin Kall, host of Reading with Robin, on WHJJ in Providence  You can listen to a podcast here.

Tomorrow (Sunday) I'll be the guest judge at a terrific event, and I hope all my Long Island friends can come. It's called Pitchapalooza and it takes place at Book Revue in Huntington at 4 pm. It's like American Idol for writers, only gentler and more fun. I hope you can make it. Click here for more info.

Have a great weekend.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

99 Things I Am Thankful For

2012 Post-Hurricane Sandy Edition


In random order ...

99. Autumn colors
98. Heat & electricity
97. My sister-in-law's Martha Stewart approach to making Thanksgiving beautiful
96. Chocolate-covered halvah
95. The separation of church and state
94. My Facebook friends
93. My real life friends
92. Antibiotics
91. The garlicky Chicken Scarpaiello from Steve's Piccolo Bussola
90. Mircrowaveable heating pads
89. Ethan's SAT and ACT scores
88. Barack Obama
87. Reading novels that feel like they came from a place inside my own heart
86. Theresa Caputo
85. Vincent Van Gogh
84. Publishing contracts
83. The fact that you still cannot buy the presidency in the United States of America
82. NPR
81. Supermarkets
80. Breaking Bad
79. Emma's face
78. Dorothy Parker
77. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert
76. Cheesecake
75. Lactaid pills (see #76)
74. Max's jokes
73. My GPS
72. Volunteers
71. Readers
70. The way Mike looks at me, still
69. Cellphones
68. The Marx Brothers
67. Discounted movie tickets
66. Flashlights
65. Autosave
64. Edy's Lemonade-flavored Fruit Bars
63. Long walks
62. Having the house to myself sometimes
61. Fan mail
60. WiFi
59. Jones Beach
58. My parents
57. Long hot showers
56. Veterans
55. Hair products
54. Ceasefires
53. Stoli vodka gimlets
52. The right to choose
51. Quiet mornings
50. Dogs
49. Summer barbecues
48. Good news
47. Spellcheck
46. Laughter
45. The overwhelming generosity of my friends
44. Civil rights
43. The way the scent of the beach lingers long after I come home
42. Literacy
41. Warm blankets
40. Mountains
39. Firefighters
38. The smell of bacon
37. My family
36. Naps
35. Indoor plumbing
34. Finding bargains online
33. Disposable contact lenses
32. Diet Coke
31. Dimmer switches
30. Red wine
29. Art museums
28. Chocolate truffles
27. Fresh starts
26. Forgiveness
25. Back rubs
24. Lunch with friends
23. Air conditioning
22. Compliments
21. Dinner conversation with the kids
20. Thai food
19. Feminism
18. Zoetrope.com
17. Smart Balance with Olive Oil
16. Xanax
15. My local public library
14. Instant Age Rewind Face Perfector
13. The DVR
12. My high black boots
11. Kisses
10. Cotton
9.  Science
8.  Blog readers
7. The daily Cryptoquote
6. Cute babies
5. UPS deliveries
4. Gorgeous sentences
3. Love
2. Good health
1. Peace

Thursday, November 15, 2012

For my birthday ...

Heaven help me, my birthday is coming up. This usually makes me want to run and hide, but since my latest book is cake-centric, I decided it would be fun to celebrate by giving it away for free.

The Wishing CakeA cross between a short story and a novella, The Wishing Cake is a fresh, original, and surprisingly magical romantic comedy that bakes up an accidental wish.

In this deliciously vivid tale, divorcee Rhea Samuels isn't expecting sweetness to walk into her life. So when an enchanting elderly couple enters the bakery where she works and orders a cake for their 75th anniversary, she's not quite sure what to make of the "wishing dust" they leave her with. Soon enough she discovers it has more power--and surprises--than she ever imagined.

The Wishing Cake is short enough to be devoured in one sitting, rich enough to be savored for years. And from now until my birthday this Sunday, you can download it for free onto ANY device, including your PC.  Just click here.

(If you don't have a Kindle, you can read it right now on your Internet browser. Or, you can download a free Kindle app onto any device by clicking here.)


Please grant me my birthday wish and download it today! Thanks!!

Monday, November 12, 2012

I want to send you a free bookplate!


I've been a Dorothy Parker fan for as long as I can remember, and bringing the famous wit to life in Farewell, Dorothy Parker has been a singular joy. I'm so proud to share it with you, and hope that you love it.

This novel comes out in February from Putnam, but if you preorder it today you can lock in a very deep discount and request a free signed bookplate. All you have to do is fill out a form, which takes less than a minute. 

These are not robo-signed, but will be individually autographed by yours truly. To get yours, order the book and click the image above. You can buy Farewell, Dorothy Parker from any cyber bookseller, including:


Thanks!
  Ellen



Early Praise for Farewell, Dorothy Parker

"Farewell, Dorothy Parker is a delightful haunting. How wonderful to have the renowned wit—America's wisegirl—as resident ghost and adviser....  Ellen Meister's new novel is smart and fun."
 Susan IsaacsNew York Times bestselling author of As Husbands Go

"Gone four decades and still missed, Dorothy Parker now has a starring role in Ellen Meister’s delicious new novel. No doubt Mrs. Parker, wherever she is, must be smiling." 
 —Marion Meade, author of Dorothy Parker: What Fresh Hell Is This?

"In Farewell, Dorothy Parker, Ellen Meister provides refreshing insight into Mrs. Parker as a wit, civil rights advocate, and writer. Both of this bitchin' novel's main characters—Violet and Dorothy—can visit me any time."
Mark EbnerNew York Times bestselling author of Hollywood, Interrupted

"What bliss to be in the company of a reimagined Dorothy Parker!  Ellen Meister's wonderful novel delivers the wit, ingenuity and elegiac sass worthy of the Algonquin Round Table's most quoted member. Long live Dorothy Parker and her zingers, resurrected so winningly in these pages."

Elinor Lipman author of The Family Man


For more information visit ellenmeister.com


* Available for all U.S. orders made by February 14

Friday, October 19, 2012

Great review in a national magazine ...

This is from FIRST for Women, one of those magazines they sell at the supermarket. (I got mine at BJs.)  It's the issue with Paula Deen on the cover.

It's got a readership of 3.7 million. Not too shabby!