Monday, August 14, 2006

George Clooney ...

...did not call me this weekend. So of course I have no way of knowing if he got the inscribed book I sent him. But I got this great idea--I'm going to sponsor another contest. Anyone who sees George Clooney reading Secret Confessions of the Applewood PTA and sends me a picture gets a really, really cool prize. And that prize is (stay with me, I'm making this up as I go along) ...

A home-cooked meal ...

prepared by me (I'm a good cook, I promise) ...

in the nude, or not (If you're a woman you'll probably want the or not option. In fact, if you're a man you'll probably want the or not option)

in the Tuscan villa of your choice* **


Any takers? Email photo to ellen (at) ellenmeister.com.



*All travel arrangements paid for by prizewinner
** Sponsor reserves the right to replace prize with one of the following, depending on whether or not the winner is George Clooney: Large screen TV; $5000 cash; genuine PABA-free signed bookplate

6 comments:

Ric said...

I just knew I should have paid more attention when the kids were showing me how to doctor pictures in Photoshop.

Myfanwy Collins said...
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Myfanwy Collins said...

You are hilarious!

p.s. Sorry about that deleted comment above--that was me but the comment I made sounded stupid so I had to delete it.

Ellen said...

Ric ... Lol! I should add that all submitted photos are subject to verification. :p

Myf ... Ha! I might just delete the whole darn blog entry for the same reason.

Stan said...

This is just too tempting...;^) Never been considered paparazzi before but I guess it's never too late to start...

BTW

This winner of the first prize
** looking at his nails he has just polished on shirt sleeve** is very grateful to the generous host of this blog for awarding such fine prizes. Thank you, thank you.

Writing George now...

Ellen said...

Stan ... wuh-oh. I'm in trouble!