Did I mention that I used to faint at the sight of a needle? Sometimes I didn't even need to see the needle, just think about it, and the world went dark. Years ago I went for hypnotherapy and actually got past it. But there are still enough traces of it for the thought of acupuncture to make me whoozy.
Anyway, there's a long list of things I could continue to whine about, but I'll spare you. Herewith my bullet list of news and announcements: