Well, duh.
In case you haven't heard the news, People Magazine just released their 2006 Sexiest Man Alive issue, and George Clooney has won the honor for the second time.
I wish the media would sit up and take notice that I WROTE A WHOLE FREAKING BOOK ABOUT GEORGE CLOONEY BEING THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE.
But you know what I wish even more than that? I wish that George Clooney would call to thank me for the personally inscribed copy of "Secret Confessions of the Applewood PTA" I sent him. Maybe even this Saturday, November 18 ... my birthday. (Note to George: Lisa K. has my phone number.)
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He sure is! I hope he calls. :)
--Myf
Front page, below the crease, in this morning's News and Observer, Raleigh, NC
http://www.newsobserver.com/105/story/511021.html
I sent them this note in response to the article...
RE George Clooney "Sexiest Man Alive" coming to NC
Before the excitement reaches a fever pitch and the "actual item" comes to North Carolina please read the definitive work on this subject "Secret Confessions of the Applewood PTA" by Ellen Meister. We must be careful that life not imitate art, so I have contacted the author today and asked that she rush a copy of her book to Lynn Minges, executive director of the N.C. Division of Tourism, Film and Sports Development. This Clooney is potent stuff. "Secret Confessions" points out all of the potential hazards. It's a must read. Front page material.
If they publish my note... and that's always a big if... Lynn Minges may be looking for a book ;^)
If you don't hear from George on your birthday, perhaps a "Dear John" letter is in order.
I hope so, too, Myf!
Stan, you take such good care of me! Thank you so much. Lynn Minges can definitely expect a copy of the book. Appreciate it. And I do so love when life imitates art!
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