In case you haven't heard the news, People Magazine just released their 2006 Sexiest Man Alive issue, and George Clooney has won the honor for the second time.
I wish the media would sit up and take notice that I WROTE A WHOLE FREAKING BOOK ABOUT GEORGE CLOONEY BEING THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE.
But you know what I wish even more than that? I wish that George Clooney would call to thank me for the personally inscribed copy of "Secret Confessions of the Applewood PTA" I sent him. Maybe even this Saturday, November 18 ... my birthday. (Note to George: Lisa K. has my phone number.)