Friday Update

I'm going to try to keep this blog up-to-date by posting news and updates every Friday. Here goes ...

* I'm up to page 130 in my new novel, The Silver Line (working title). I have myself on a schedule of 10 pages a week, which is pretty challenging for me. Right now, I'm 15 pages ahead of schedule. Yeah!

* This week was Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year. (Shana Tova, everyone!) We didn't get off to a great start, as 4 out 5 members of this family were sick. (The only healthy one? Me!) Fortunately, it wasn't a brutal virus and everyone is either better or on the mend. I credit my homemade chicken soup.

* I'm not blogging about the election because it's such a volatile issue and I can't imagine I'd be able to change anyone's mind. But if the top of my head explodes, you'll know why.

* I just finished reading Bonnie Glover's astounding GOING DOWN SOUTH. Read this book! It's a story about three generations of African American women, and it's tender and real and funny and heartbreaking. My favorite kind of novels are the ones that offer insight into complex human relationships, and this one delivers. I promise you'll love it. Also, I highly recommend it for book clubs.

* I've just agreed to the weirdest event I've ever been asked to do: read (to myself) in a window on 5th Avenue in NYC. It's part of a SONY e-Book program to promote literacy. A guy named Dave Farrow is spending the whole month of October reading in this public space, and I'm one of his relief readers. Click here for more information.
Click here for a live view of the reading space.

MURDER AT THE BAD GIRL'S BAR & GRILL By N.M. Kelby

Admittedly, I have a bit of a bee in my bonnet about critics who assume that funny novels are by definition "light," and somehow lacking in value. Likewise, I'm grateful for reviewers who take the time between laughs to see the long list of attributes so many funny novels offer.

I was especially pleased to see Nic Kelby's new novel, MURDER AT THE BAD GIRL'S BAR & GRILL, get rave reviews. And not just because adore Nic (although I do!). But because it's truly so much more than just howlingly funny. It's fast and furious, lyrical and creative, and filled with some of the most memorable characters in the murder mystery genre.

And did I mention plot? This glowing review from The Plain Dealer will give you some insight:

Murder at the Bad Girl's Bar and Grill (Shaye Areheart, 291 pp., $23). Writer N.M. Kelby has pulled off the most entertaining mystery of the year so far, with a kicky title that doesn't begin to hint how clever it is.

In the first chapter, hissing carrion give away the location of a dead body - a trash bin outside a good-time bar in the retirement village of Laguna Key. Nearby are a not-so-hot Barry Manilow impersonator, a bar owner who once reigned as scream queen of Hollywood horror films, a shockingly handsome puppeteer, two elderly Swedish cheerleaders whose only English is "Ta da," and a pet vulture kept on a leash.

Kelby writes lyrically. In Laguna Key, "everything seems bleached to the bone: the people, the streets, the sidewalks, the endless miles of picket fences." Stuffed with fascinating subplots and technicolor characters, this book's prose is the real jewel. I'm searching for all of Kelby's earlier work.

I hope you'll look for N.M. Kelby's MURDER AT THE BAD GIRL'S BAR & GRILL the next time you're at your local bookstore. Or, pop over to Amazon.com, BarnesandNoble.com or Borders.com and order your copy today. (Lovers of strange mistakes should definitely click in to Amazon to see if they can spot the typo in the title.) For more information, visit Nic's website at nmkelby.com.

My friend Melanie Hauser on The Political Season

I couldn't have said it better myself.

ASKING FOR MURDER By Roberta Isleib

When I did my GCC tour for THE SMART ONE a few weeks ago, one of my favorite questions came from author Roberta Isleib, who put my character on the analyst's couch. I loved that!

It was a natural for Roberta, who's a clinical psychologist herself. I'm happy to say that the protagonist in her new mystery, ASKING FOR MURDER, is also a therapist, which gives this book the kind of delicious layers I love.

Check out what Roberta has to say about it ...



Hi, Roberta. Please tell us about the genesis of the idea for ASKING OR MURDER.

When I wrote the first book in the advice column mysteries, I gave Dr. Rebecca Butterman, my protagonist, a friend who conducts sandplay therapy. I can't remember why--I knew virtually nothing about interpreting sand trays! So when Rebecca's friend, Annabelle Hart, became a main focus of ASKING FOR MURDER, I had to do some research. I found a wonderful therapist in New Hampshire who walked me through the theory and practice of sandplay--it's fascinating! And so much fun to try to figure out how clues to the mystery might have been placed in the sand...


Do you have a favorite character in this book? If so, why?

I love my main character Dr.Butterman. Because I was a therapist for many years, I really understand her work and the way she thinks about the people she tries to help. And I enjoy thinking about her history and personal life and how that will wind through the story. By focusing on Dr. Butterman, I can highlight my background in psychology and write about folks in that field who are competent and caring, rather than the idiotic and downright hurtful professionals you often see in movies and on TV. And it’s so much fun to write the scenes where she’s cooking some fabulous meal—my husband’s very pleased about the recipe testing I’ve had to do, too!


Is there a story behind the title of this book?

Ow, ow, you've hit a sore point! My working title for this book was LINE IN THE SAND. It related to my sandplay therapy theme and resonated like crazy with a couple of the characters and their issues.

But the editorial and marketing folks at Berkley thought it didn't sound enough like a mystery. I bet we brainstormed 40 more titles (some of them true duds) before agreeing on ASKING FOR MURDER. We all liked that one--it had a connection to my character's second career as an advice columnist and sounds mysterious.


Did you have any input on the cover, and are you happy with the finished product?

No input, but I think it’s gorgeous. The purple makes it “pop” and people love the little Zen sand tray on the cover. And the cat next door, my muse, is pleased that he made the cut again. My agent thinks I have a cover fairy—they just keep getting better, thanks to good folks at Berkley.


Can you share some particularly memorable fan mail you received about this or previous books?

One of the best parts of being an author has to be hearing from fans. How can you beat this: “WOW! Preaching to the Corpse was absolutely Wonderful! Dr. Rebecca Butterman was at her finest. I loved your writing, from the beginning to the end of the book and I really got a kick at the end when Mrs. Dunbarton got her Secret Santa Gift . What an ending! Congratulations on yet, another Great Book!”


Do you pay attention to book reviews? If so, has there been any particular review that made your heart do a little dance?

I KNOW I’m not supposed to worry about book reviews—but that’s just too hard! After I’ve spent a year, more or less, puzzling out the story, building the characters, and writing the book, I want to know what people think. I was particularly pleased that Marilyn Dahl posted a review of ASKING FOR MURDER on Shelf Awareness, an e-newsletter that goes out to a big list of bookstores. Here’s her shelf talker: “Asking for Murder is good escapist reading, a charming and sometimes gritty mystery with an appealing protagonist who sleuths, cooks and psychoanalyzes.”


What are you reading now?

I love to read, and read every night to my hub's dismay as he'd like me to watch movies with him:). I read for story and character, not the puzzle or the "how did she do that?" I just finished Dennis Lehane’s new book, ANY GIVEN DAY, which is an intense historical saga set in 1920’s Boston—not crime fiction like his other books. He is a fabulous writer. And now I’m plugging through THE TEA ROSE, by Jennifer Donnelly—another whopper of a historical saga. This was chosen by my book club and I’m enjoying it a lot more than I expected! And then I’ll go to the upcoming thriller by my favorite crime fiction writers, C.J. Box—THREE WEEKS TO SAY GOODBYE. Can’t wait for that one!

Thanks so much for answering my questions, Roberta!

To buy ASKING FOR MURDER, visit your local chain or independent bookstore. Or, to buy online, visit Amazon.com, BarnesandNoble.com, Borders.com or any cyber bookseller. For more information, visit Roberta's website at robertaisleib.com.

THE PROFESSORS' WIVES' CLUB by Joanne Rendell

I'm excited about this blog entry, and not just because I'm introducing a new interview format for my Girlfriends Cyber Ciruit posts, but because I get to tell you about a book I'm dying to read, THE PROFESSORS' WIVES' CLUB by Joanne Rendell.


To me, this looks like the kind of smart novel that's marketed as commercial women's fiction, but goes deep into the issues I love to read about. And from what I already know about the author, Joanne Rendell, I can tell it's going to capture me with its warmth and heart. Check out what she has to say ...


Joanne, how would you describe the genre of your latest book, and what pulled you toward it?

My book is considered commercial women’s fiction by the publishing industry and although commercial women’s fiction is rarely a subject of academic study, I’d say it was my PhD in English Literature which got me writing in the genre.

In grad school, I read literary fiction and poetry by day, and at night – or on flights to conferences and vacations – I’d always read books by writers such as Jennifer Weiner, Helen Fielding, and Emily Giffin. These books weren’t just escapism. I also loved that they were by women, for women, and contained within them wonderful stories about female characters eventually finding self-worth, independence, and happiness. Thanks to my graduate training in literary theory and feminism, I also understood the sexism and elitism of those book reviewers who too often dismiss today’s popular women’s fiction as “trash” or “fluff.” I also understood that books by women, for women, and about women have always been demeaned in this way (even Austen was in her time) and its something we have to fight against!

It was only when I finished my graduate studies and moved to the US to be with my husband and to have my son that I realized I could try writing one of these books – as well as just reading them and ardently defending them!


What can you tell us about the genesis of the idea for this book?

I found my inspiration for my book at the bottom of a large glass of wine! I was out with one of my girlfriends who, like me, is a professor’s wife, and after our usual catch-up, the cabernet began to flow and we found ourselves gossiping about other faculty wives. We talked about a wife planning a boob job; another pregnant with her fifth child. The best piece of gossip came last, however: a professor’s wife who’d just run off with one of her husband’s grad students. The very next morning I started to hammer out my first ideas for the novel. As I typed, the more I realized what intriguing characters professors’ wives would make. Even if they aren’t professors themselves (which many are), most professors’ wives are deeply connected and invested in the university where their husband or partner works. Like my friend and me, they live in faculty housing, they go to the campus gym, often their kids go to the same daycare. Yet these women often have little power when it comes to
university decisions.

I liked the idea of pitting these seemingly powerless women against a dean who in his little kingdom of the university has so much power.


What do you love most about THE PROFESSORS' WIVES' CLUB?

The underlying theme of the book is about standing up for what your believe in, and the power of friendship to help you stand up for those things. The women in The Professors' Wives' Club stand up for a garden they love and, in their fight with the dean and through the friendship that forms between them, they also find the courage to stand up for their lives and their dreams. I love a good tale about the strength and power of women - women who are friends and comrades and who can take on the world if needs be!


Is there a story behind the title?

I actually came up with the title for the book that night I was out with my friend. Just a few weeks later, I mentioned the title to my agent, almost as an aside, and she looked me dead in the eye and said “Write it, it will sell!” So I abandoned the project I had been working on (and the project which got me the agent in the first place) and started writing the book. My lovely agent read drafts and advised me along the way. Then, when it was done she sent it out to editors. Two publishers were interested in the book and there was an auction, which was all very exciting (especially because I was visiting family in Europe at the time and was therefore getting flurries of phone calls in the middle of the night!) The Professors’ Wives' Club sold to New American Library/Penguin in the end.


Did you have any input on the cover, and are you happy with the finished product?

I had no input whatsoever and I adore the cover!


What are you reading now?

I’m reading Karen White’s The Memory of Water and on my ipod I’m listening to Diana Appleyard’s Too Beautiful to Dance. I’m loving them both. Your own book is next in the pile! I can't wait to get stuck into it.

Thanks so much, Joanne! It was a pleasure.


To buy THE PROFESSORS' WIVES' CLUB, visit your local chain or independent bookstore. To purchase online, visit amazon.com, barnesandnoble.com, borders.com or any cyber bookseller. For more information, visit Joanne's website at joannerendell.com.

The New SiteMeter: Chimps at the helm?

SiteMeter heralds the re-launch of their site with the words, "We’ve done it!" And indeed they have. Alas, what they've done is obliterate everything that was good and useful about their service.

Who's running this company? Chimpanzees? This has got to be the most ill-conceived re-launch since the New Coke.

I predict they'll lose at least seventy-five percent of their paying customers. Idiots.

I'm looking for an alternative, and signed up with StatCounter, which is not quite as good as the old SiterMeter (but superior to the new one). Does anyone have another company to recommend? Addfreestats.com seems good, but their terms and conditions look fishy and I'm afraid to sign up. Can't find any real info about them online, which makes me even more suspicious. Appreciate any info ...

WHY I HATE HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES, part I

My eyes are red. They itch. They hurt. I'm an allergic mess. Even my eye doctor said to me, "God, you look terrible." But instead of ranting about the fight I'm having with my insurance company to get my antihistamine eye-drops covered, I've decided to write that I imagine took place in the corporate conference room of ANTHEM BLUE CROSS BLUE SHIELD that put me in his jam ...

CEO: Jenkins here has a proposal for us on how we can increase profits this year.

OVERPAID SYCOPHANT: Why do we need to increase profits? We're already up fifty percent from last year.

CFO: Last week we voted to increase our bonuses by seventy-five percent, so we're actually in the hole.

OP: I see. Then it makes sense.

CEO: Jenkins?

JENKINS: A careful review of claims paid on prescription medications last year shows that several hundred people got approved for antihistamine eye-drops, which cost about a hundred dollars a bottle and last roughly three months.

OP: So it's about $33 a month?

JENKINS: That's right.

OP: And how much does the average claimant pay us every month?

JENKINS: The family plans are about $1,800 a month.

OP: So we're making a ton.

CFO: Pay attention, boy.

JENKINS: As I was saying, if we deny all these claims, our revenue increases substantially.

OP: I'm sorry. I'm not getting this. How can we justify denying the claims?

JENKINS: We issue a statement that we strongly recommend the use of over-the-counter eye drops for this condition. Of course, since we don't cover any over-the-counter meds, it costs us nothing.

OP: Do the over-the-counter drops work?

JENKINS: Mm ... no.

OP: Not at all?

JENKINS: Well, they work at least as well as plain water, so that's a plus.

OP: How can we get away with that?

CEO: Actually we can't, but we can create such massive obstacles almost no one will be able to figure out how to file. Is that right, Jenkins?

JENKINS: On the nose, boss. Here's how it works. When a pharmacy calls to find out if the eye-drops are covered, we don't say yes or no. We simply say, "Anthem recommends the use of over-the-counter medication for this condition." About fifty percent of all pharmacists will take this at face value and break the news to the customer, who will either buy the over-the-counter drops ...

OP: Which don't work?

JENKINS: (continues) Or decide to pay the full price for the prescription with their own money.

CFO: And the other fifty percent?

JENKINS: The other fifty percent will call us.

OP: And then we'll approve?

(Laughter all around the table.)

JENKINS: Hardly. Our operators will be instructed to tell the pharmacist that the claimant has to phone us directly to get an override.

(More laughter.)

OP: What's so funny?

CEO: There is no such thing as an override!

JENKINS: That's right. But again, about fifty percent of the claimants who call will hang up in disgust before finding that out, because we'll keep them on hold for twenty-five minutes.

CFO: Is that long enough?

JENKINS: Usually. Those who hang on for the full time will be told their doctor has to call.

CEO: Brilliant!

JENKINS: But wait. It gets better. The doctor has to call a special division at Anthem called the Prior Authorization Unit.

CFO: Prior Authorization Unit? I don't know, Jenkins. How much would it cost to set up something like that?

JENKINS: That's the beauty part. All calls to the Prior Authorization Unit will be routed to Tina in accounting.

OP: Who's Tina?

CFO: She's the redhead who works for the brunette who works for Bob, Jack Greed's assistant.

CEO: No she's not. She's the blonde who sits behind the redhead.

JENKINS: Actually, she's the girl who sits next to the blonde who sits behind the redhead who works for the brunette who works for Jack Greed's assistant, Bob.

OP: And what will Tina say when she fields these calls from the eye doctors?

JENKINS: We doubt anyone will ever get that far.

OP: But if they do?

JENKINS: They'll be put on hold.

-end-

Big Announcement

Since the article appears in the current issue of Publishers Weekly, I guess it's time to let the cat out of the bag ...

My third book was sold at auction to a wonderful editor at Putnam. This is huge for me and I couldn't be more thrilled!

Here's the text as it appears in the above article:

by Matthew Thornton -- Publishers Weekly, 9/8/2008

Meister to Putnam

Putnam's Rachel Kahan won North American rights to a new novel by Ellen Meister in an auction conducted by Andrea Cirillo at Jane Rotrosen. The book, The Silver Line, tells the story of a suburban mom expecting her second child who discovers that she might be able to slip through a wrinkle in time and return to her single life. When a routine sonogram reveals unexpected problems, her grief lures her to escape to the life that might have been—in which she discovers that she's stayed with her neurotic ex-boyfriend, and that her mother, who committed suicide several years before, is very much alive. Meister's previous books, The Smart One and Secret Confessions of the Applewood PTA, were published by Morrow; Putnam will publish the new book in 2010, with a Berkley paperback to follow.

Just to clarify, the book was sold based on a proposal, which means I now have to write the darned thing. Back to work ...

Tuesday Roundup

The original title of this post was Monday Roundup, which shows you how long it took me to get my act together. But okay, here are some odds and ends ...

* Blogger Dawn is giving away a fab gift bag in honor of THE SMART ONE over at her book review site, SheIsTooFondOfBooks. To enter, you just have to leave a comment. Check it out!

* I wrapped up my tour with Blog Stop Book Tours with a Q&A with readers. Click here to see.

* All summer long I've been meaning to blog about N.M. Kelby's MURDER AT THE BAD GIRL'S BAR AND GRILL, because I loved it and want everyone to know about this smart funny book. Now that the kids are back at school and things are settling down with publicity for THE SMART ONE, I hope I can stop stomping out fires long enough to actually do it.

* Today is the first day of the school year for us. My boys are less than thrilled, but my daughter ran to the bus stop singing, and then did a little involuntary jump for joy when the bus pulled up.

* So glad Gustav lost some of its fury and New Orleans was spared another Katrina. But thoughts and prayers to everyone in the destructive path of this beast.

* Speaking of Gustav, we took the family to the beach yesterday and there was enough residual storm power even here on the East Coast to effectively shut down the beach. We tried to wait it out, but the biting green flies were picnicking on our ankles and drove us away. Ouch.

* I recently finished reading Sara Gruen's WATER FOR ELEPHANTS (very arresting) and Michael Palmer's FATAL (astounding). Right now I'm reading Louise Erdrich's THE MASTER BUTCHER'S SINGING CLUB, which has me in its grips. The only thing these books have in common is that none of them is brand new. Though the next one in my reading pile, Bonnie Glover's GOING DOWN SOUTH, came out this summer.

* In addition to the failed beach excursion, our holiday weekend included a wonderful barbecue at a friend's house, and a fun family barbecue at our house. (I'm one of those lucky wives who actually enjoys spending time with her husband's family.) What did you do for the weekend?

Ask me a question!

If you have a question about the writing or publishing process--or want to know more about me or my books--you can stop by a site called AUTHOR TALKS! Today and tomorrow I'm the featured guest and am happy to respond.

To participate, just leave a question in the comments section at the AUTHOR TALKS! site (and not here on my blog).

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Thanks.

My blog tour

Since my coast-to-coast tour of Long Island doesn't get me very far, I'm doing a big cyber tour for the THE SMART ONE. I'll continue to update this post as more appear, but here are some blogs and other sites where you can find me ...

Interviews

NEW: "The toothsome Kenny Waxman could be played by Matt Damon, Johnny Depp or the charismatic Edward Norton." Read more at Jackie Kessler.

"When you become the second billionaire through writing (after JK Rowling), what will you do with your life? Will you still write? Yes, I'll still write, but I'll be a diva! There'll be a giant star on my laptop and red carpet leading from my office to my minivan." Read more at Joanne Rendell

"As a young teenager, I loved to read and had very romantic notions about what it meant to be writer. Still, my self-image didn't leave room for me to even dream about becoming one myself." Read more at Murder by 4 (with Marta Stephens)

"When I got the idea to explore the ways in which we continue to define--and limit--ourselves by our childhood labels, I knew I had the beginnings of a novel I would want to read. And when I sat down and wrote an experimental chapter and my protagonist's voice emerged, I knew I had the beginning of a novel I wanted to write!" Read more at Maggie Marr

"I think Bev, the title character in THE SMART ONE, needs a lot of hours on an analyst’s couch. She thinks all her problems are due to her family’s unrealistic expectations. As she says on page one ... " Read more at Roberta Isleib

"I'm a morning person, and feel like I can do anything if I get a good jump on the day. So I wake up around 5 am--before the children rise--and get to work." Read more at Wendy Nelson Tokunaga

"But, I have to brag because I know Ellen from several venues. First of all we have the same agency representing our books. The Jane Rotrosen Agency. Different agents, both fabulous in their own rights, but same amazing agency. Ellen and I have e-chatted about how lucky we are to have such great agents behind us and our books." Read more at Amy Wallen

"My new novel, THE SMART ONE, is a sister story with a plot inspired by a real life crime that happened in my home town. And while I didn't intend to use the actual facts of the case in my fictional story, I wanted a good handle on what really happened, and so I telephoned the police detective who worked on the case and had an ... uh ... interesting conversation." Read more at Jess Riley

"This book has it all: great cover, faboo hook, gorgeous author (see web site link). It’s definitely on my list." Read more at Southern Comfort (Karin Gillespie)

"I became an Ellen Meister fan a couple of years ago when I first read her delightful debut novel Secret Confessions of the Applewood PTA, so it's a special treat to be part of her Girlfriends Cyber Circuit tour this week for her second novel, The Smart One." Read more at Marilyn Brant

"I know this sounds like a hedge, but I love all my characters. For me, an author's affection for his or her characters--and all their flaws--is what makes a book truly memorable. So I always aim for that." Read more at Judy Larsen

"Ellen Meister is not only one of my favorite authors, she's one of my favorite authors, and by that, I mean that she just totally rocks as a person. Sassy, fun, supportive. I love her." Read more at Allison Winn Scotch

"Would you like to close with a novel you highly recommend and why? Ellen: Absolutely! One of the funniest and most poignant books to come out this summer is DEAR NEIGHBOR, DROP DEAD, by Saralee Rosenberg. I haven't yet met a single person who didn't fall in love with this book!" Read more at Kelly Para

Reviews

NEW: "On the contrary, The Smart One is a skillfully woven tale that seamlessly blends the genres of true crime, detective story and romance while exploring deeper issues such as sibling rivalry and competition amongst sisters." Read more at Dawn Allcot

NEW: "I have to confess that when I saw the bright “girly” cover and read the synopsis I thought, “oh, good, this will be a quick light read … I’ll dash off the review in no time!”. Well, The Smart One turns out to be a deeper read with real/true personalities dealing with real/true situations." Read more at SheIsTooFondofBooks

"Personally, I'd be pleased with a book like that. But Meister doesn't stop there. She gives us lucid, compellingly readable yet polished prose. She gives us beautiful symbolism and even slips in clever references to a beloved classic that she's updating. And, mostly, she doesn't give us characters so much as people. People who'll drive you nuts, and people you'll fall in love with. " Read more at Susan DiPlacido's Neon Fiction


"Ellen Meister has slipped a murder mystery into what might have been a really good book on it’s own and it packs a one two punch. What is even better is the humor. Sarcastic and witty, the interactions of the characters often had me in stitches." Read more at Chew and Digest - Book Reviews

"Here I am thinking I’m reading a light “chic lit” once again and boom it’s deeper than that. After reading the book and recalling through events, I realized that the book wasn’t REALLY about the 20 year old murder but about the sisters themselves as individuals and as a family unit and their unconditional love and support for the other." Read more at The Book Faery Reviews

"Relationships. At its core, that is what Ellen Meister’s The Smart One is about. Through non-stop action and descriptive language that not only puts you in the scenes physically, but emotionally, Meister unravels a spellbinding story with wit and panache." Read more at Musings from the Mitten

"This book was fast paced and well written. Although the characters experienced tough (and sometimes unlikely) situations and spent time talking about a wide range of feelings, there was humor, wit and an honesty about life that kept it from ever becoming morose or gloomy." Read more at Mom is Just a Nickname

"Are we destined to live out our childhood labels? In Ellen Meister’s new book, The Smart One, three sisters battle to become more than their childhood identities." Read more at Reading and Reviewing by Christine Zibas

" The Smart One, a HarpersCollins release, is a bit chick lit, a bit funny and a bit mystery -- in short it is definitely worth checking out if any of these things are your thing." Read more at Erik Smetana

"I enjoyed following the fast-paced story line, made possible by Meister’s skilled and witty writing…" Read more at Virtual Wordsmith

"First off, let me just say that there is one section of dialogue in this book that had me laughing so hard that I was almost crying. I can’t remember the last time that a book did that for me, if ever." Read more at Gather review by Cybergwen

"If you're looking for a smart summer read, pick up The Smart One by Ellen Meister. This tale of three sisters who rise about their pre-assigned family roles in a time of crisis is engaging and witty." Read more at Gather review by Laura Cushing

"The Smart One by Ellen Meister is a book about three sisters and their struggle to live together despite their very contrasting differences. It is also a book filled with suspense and humor, and I personally had to giggle out loud quite a few times while reading this entertaining novel." Read more at Gather review by Frugal Mom

"Fascinating...gripping...an impressive achievment." Read more at Gather review by April H.

"I really enjoyed reading THE SMART ONE by Ellen Meister. I was able to get into it right from the beginning. What more could you ask for Drugs, sex and rock and roll, along with murder, and sibling Rivalry even though the three sisters are all adults now. I found it a good read from beginning to end." Read more at Gather review by Trudy P.

"A delightful read, this novel is filled with twists and turns. Nothing is quite as it seems and, although I am a murder mystery writer, I did not guess who the murderer was . . . or maybe I did." Read more at Gather review by Marge H.

"Every time I tried to put the book down, I wanted to read one more chapter or page to see if my guessing was getting any closer to the author's conclusion of the story but I was always letting her lead me down another primrose path. I accept that I was "reeled in" by Ellen Meister." Read more at Gather review by Donna Hammett Tooker

"I loved it, and encourage others to read this book." Read more at Gather review by Patty Mayonaise

"I'd like to tell you my favorite part of the novel, but doing so would ruin the very reason for reading it. I found this book a good read, and a quick read, finishing it in only 2 days." Read more at Gather review by Ashley B.

"The Smart One by Ellen Meister is a book about 3 sisters and each of them have a very distinctive character and they don’t really see eye to eye on most things anymore due to some circumstances." Read more at Reviewstream by eryana09

"Funny, funny, funny!" Read more at Shelfari by BeckyL

"Like Ellen herself, this book has a lot of heart and these characters will stick with you long after you have finished reading. Like sisters to you, they are forever." Read more at Myfanwy Collins

"... the novel is fast-paced and features great dialog." Read more at LIBRARY JOURNAL

"If you're looking for a smart, humorous story about families, look no further. THE SMART ONE by Ellen Meister is a down-to-earth story that made me wish I had a sister of my own!" Read more at ROMANCE READER AT HEART

THE SMART ONE. Bev Bloomrosen, the middle of three sisters, has always been envious of her siblings. While her older sister, Clare, has gotten by on her looks and her younger sister, Joey, has everyone on edge with her wild past, everyone has always had high expectations for Bev. At 35 Bev has turned to teaching and is considering leaving New York for a job in Las Vegas. She agrees to spend the summer at her parents’ house while they frolic in Florida with their next-door neighbors and to help facilitate the sale of the neighbors’ house. Things get complicated when Kenny, the next-door neighbors’ handsome son who Bev has always carried a torch for, shows up, considering a move home. Bev is just as smitten as before, but despite the fact that Kenny seems interested, she can’t get over the fact that he slept with Joey when they were teens. Add a murder mystery to this tale of sibling rivalry for a perfect beach read.— Kristine Huntley, BOOKLIST

Book Revue: Recap and Photos

Last night was the big Book Revue event where Saralee Rosenberg and I discussed our new books, DEAR NEIGHBOR, DROP DEAD and THE SMART ONE. It did not rain during this event. It did not storm. Rather, the skies opened and all the seas of the Earth poured forth upon the North Shore of Long Island with wrath and fury. There were no drops of water, but great sheets that would make Niagara Falls blush with envy.

You might expect the event to have been a washout under these circumstances, but I'm proud to say that about sixty brave souls showed up, and for this I'm immensely grateful.

So to all the folks who came, thank you! To all those who ventured out and found the roadways too flooded to pass, or who couldn't make it past the front door, thank you, too! I know you were there in spirit.

I also want to thank Debbi Honorof for moderating, Julianne of Book Revue for putting everything together and staying so upbeat, Jen Slattery for introducing me to Saralee and for braving the storm, my husband, Mike, for helping with everything and wearing a smile throughout, Saralee's husband, Lee, for doing the same, Taryn for taking the pictures and helping to set up, Alex for helping so much and for being so gracious when I spaced out like a crack fiend with Alzheimer's.

To see a slideshow from the event, click here.

Good news for anyone who wanted to be there but couldn't: Saralee and I are doing two more Long Island events in the coming weeks. Fingers crossed for drier weather! Hope you can join us ...

• Tuesday, August 19, 7pm
  Book chat by Saralee Rosenberg & Ellen Meister
  Barnes & Noble - Country Glen Center
  Carle Place, NY
  516.741.9850



• Saturday, August 23, 2pm
  Book chat by Ellen Meister & Saralee Rosenberg
  Barnes & Noble - Smith Haven Mall
  Lake Grove, NY
  631.724.0341

HOTTER THAN HELL By Jackie Kessler

I always enjoy blogging about new releases from my Girlfriends Cyber Circuit pals, but I'm especially happy when I get to promote Jackie Kessler. She's one of the few members I've had the pleasure of meeting in person ... and she's sharp and generous and funny in such a sly way it just about knocked me off my chair. (I swear it was Jackie and not the vodka gimlet.)

So it didn't surprise me when her career took off like a rocket. This woman is immensely talented!

I'm also glad to see they gave her such a sizzling cover for her new book, HOTTER THAN HELL. Check it out:

Put that image together with the book's description and you've got a sure winner:

In HELL’S BELLES and THE ROAD TO HELL, Jackie Kessler brought readers into an unforgettable Underworld populated by alluring demons and sexy devils. Now Daunuan, the most irresistible incubus of all, is facing one Hell of a challenge...

So whose soul do you have to damn to get a promotion around here?

Daunuan was never the ambitious type. There's so much to love about his job just the way it is—mind-blowing sexual prowess, the power to seduce any human, excellent dental plan. But now Pan, the King of Lust, has offered to make Daun his right-hand incubus—a position other demons would give their left horn for. All he has to do is entice a soul destined for heaven into a damnable act of lust. Should take, oh, seven minutes, tops.

Then he meets his target, Virginia Reed. She’s cute. Funny. Smart. Unfathomably resistant to his charms. He can’t understand it. But Daun has centuries of seduction to his credit. He’s the best there is. Sooner or later he’ll transform this polar icecap of a female into a pool of molten desire, and every instinct tells him she’ll be worth the effort.

Meanwhile, he has to deal with a plague of rogue demons Hell-bent on taking him down, sent by an unknown enemy with a serious grudge. And one other problem: the dawning realization that he’s falling in love—that unholiest of four-letter words—with the woman he’s about to doom for all eternity...

HOTTER THAN HELL: Book 3 in the Hell on Earth series by Jackie Kessler (Kensington/Zebra Books, August 5, 2008)

No surprise to learn the book's getting tons of attention and praise. Here are a few samples:

"Jackie Kessler is firmly on my list of favorite authors. Hotter Than Hell is edgy and filled with hot temptation--in the form of an incubus so sexy, daring, and delicious that you'll be offering him your own soul. Fast paced and clever, Kessler's writing shines."
— Cheyenne McCray, New York Times bestselling author of Shadow Magic

"Kessler has outdone herself by giving readers a glorious book three of her deliciously sinful series, Hell on Earth. Daunuan's sexy supernatural antics make sparks fly, and if you're not careful you'll singe your fingers as the pages speed by. It's packed with quirky characters, a spicy, fast-paced plot and witty dialogue. Be prepared for a demonic treat that's hotter than hell."
— Romantic Times, 4.5 stars (top pick for August 2008)

"Sexy and bold"
—Publishers Weekly

"Hotter Than Hell blew me away....Jackie Kessler writes the kind of stories that grab you by the throat and don't let you go until the last page is read."
— Night Owl Romance (reviewer top pick)

"Ms. Kessler really has outdone herself this time around and has given readers a real treat with a book that is not only heartfelt and engaging but one that is also a sensuous and adventurous tale. Kessler clearly is staking her claim in the urban fantasy genre as an author that is here to stay--and we're only too glad to have her."
—ParaNormalRomance (staff top pick for July 2008)

"Make sure you get your hands on this book."
— Literary Escapism

"Jackie Kessler's new book, HOTTER THAN HELL is a definite scorcher....Ms. Kessler is truly the goddess of paranormal romance and I recommend her to everyone."
— Dark Angel Reviews (recommended read)

To purchase HOTTER THAN HELL, visit your local chain or independent bookstore. To buy online, visit amazon.com, barnesandnoble.com, borders.com or any cyber book seller. For more information, visit Jackie's website at jackiekessler.com.

Book Launch Party ... the recap

Last night was the book launch party for The Smart One and it was everything I had dreamed! About 75 people came and I think my little book talk went over pretty well. My only regret is that when I introduced some of my writer friends in the audience, I neglected one of the nicest and most talented, Don Capone, and I feel terrible about that! So please everyone rush over and buy a copy of his book to make up for my mistake. You won't regret it. Into the Sunset is a wild, funny ride.

Huge thanks to everyone who came! You made it such a special night. Here are some pictures:




NEW: Click here for easy slideshow viewing.

Syosset Borders

Hope you can join me for my big book launch party at the Syosset Borders this Friday, August 8, at 7 pm.

I went to the store last night and was thrilled to see they're all set with a great poster in the window and a display right by the front door.



I was also happy to see that my local newspaper gave the event some great front page cover. Click here to view it.

I'm doing another big Long Island event the following Thursday, August 14, at 7pm, at Book Revue in Huntington. This one is going to be a big joint party and book chat with Saralee Rosenberg.



Here's a the full list of my upcoming Long Island appearances, but please check my website for updates:

• Friday, August 8, 7pm
  THE SMART ONE Book Launch
  Borders Syosset
  425 Jericho Turnpike
  516.496.3934



• Sunday, August 10, 11:30am - 1:00pm
  Writers on the Vine
  Palmer Vineyards
  Aquebogue, NY
  631.722.9463



• Thursday, August 14, 7pm
  Summer Suburbanistas:
  Book talk by Ellen Meister & Saralee Rosenberg
  Book Revue
  Huntington, NY
  631.271.1442



• Tuesday, August 19, 7pm
  Book chat by Saralee Rosenberg & Ellen Meister
  Barnes & Noble - Country Glen Center
  Carle Place, NY
  516.741.9850



• Saturday, August 23, 2pm
  Book chat by Ellen Meister & Saralee Rosenberg
  Barnes & Noble - Smith Haven Mall
  Lake Grove, NY
  631.724.0341



• Tuesday, September 16, 10:30am
  Hewlett-Woodmere Public Library
  1125 Broadway, Hewlett, NY
  516.374.1967

Let the cybertour begin!

I'm going to be in high gear soon, touring cyberspace to promote THE SMART ONE. Here's my very first stop, courtesy of Mary Lynn Lewis of Blog Stop Book Tours. It's a quick, fun interview:

Blog Stop

(FYI, if you haven't pre-ordered THE SMART ONE, you might want to do so soon, as the first edition is sure to become a collector's item, with not one but two errors on the back cover. Call your local bookstore today to make sure they have it on order, or go right to your favorite cyber bookstore, such as Amazon.com, BarnesandNoble.com or Borders.com to pre-order.)

My new website is live!

Check out the all-new ellenmeister.com! We're still building, but feel free to click around and let me know what you think.

Thanks!

DEAR NEIGHBOR, DROP DEAD By Saralee Rosenberg

You may have noticed that I've been dropping the name Saralee Rosenberg around here lately. I've been dying to carve out enough time to not only tell you about her extraordinary new book, but also about how we met and why it was so easy to become fast friends.

I still don't have any time but I'm going to tell you anyway.

Several months ago, my publicist at Avon/HarperCollins told me she planned to schedule some joint events with me and Saralee Rosenberg, another author with a new book coming out from Avon this summer. It was a new name to me, and so I did a bit of Internet sleuthing. I almost couldn't believe what I found out. She was a mom, lived on Long Island and wrote novels about suburbia that critics found hilarious and heartwarming.

I was stunned. How was it I hadn't heard of this author? It seemed nearly impossible.

But okay, it was some sort of freak happenstance, like those scenes in the movies that drive you crazy, where the two protags keep missing each other by seconds.

Anyway, I dropped Saralee an email introducing myself and couldn't wait to hear back. I really wanted to meet this woman!

And then ... nothing. She didn't respond to my email!

I always like to give people the benefit of the doubt, and so a few weeks later I wrote to her again. This time I heard back within minutes. The email was filled apologies and phone numbers. She hadn't snubbed me after all--my first message had gotten snagged by her spam filter.

Saralee and I quickly discovered we had even more in common than I first thought. We each have three kids, our husbands are in finance, and we have incredibly similar career histories. To say we hit it off is putting it mildly.

So when Saralee called and told me someone blurbing her new book, DEAR NEIGHBOR, DROP DEAD, had a scheduling conflict, I was happy to step in. Of course, I was also a little nervous. I liked her so much, but hadn't read any of her books. What if I didn't like it? What if I thought she was a terrible writer?

I needn't have worried. One page in and I knew. This book was solid gold. It's not only howlingly funny, but the plot moves along like an express train, and the characters are treated with humanity and tenderness. Saralee is such a gifted writer she even creates an antagonist that has so many layers of complexity you end up understanding the pain behind her bitchiness.

Even Publishers Weekly had to admit they liked the book! Check out his review:

There's enough suburban-mom anxiety in Rosenberg's crackling fourth novel to fuel several ulcers: worrisome in-laws, spoiled-brat kids, a husband with a shrinking income, a newfound stepson and a gorgeous neighbor whose nastiness knows no bounds. The nonstop crises in Mindy's diary of domestic disaster would easily torpedo both credibility and patience if it weren't for this harangued housewife's edgy wit and chicken-soup-for-the-soul warmth. (“Buggin' out?” Mindy fumes at her stepson. “Oh, right. Because with three other kids, a job I hate, and a failing business, I was short of things that pissed me off.”) Though hostile next-door-neighbor Beth Diamond is the presumed Darth Vader in Mindy's life, it's clear the pair have more in common than they'd like to admit, and they eventually bond and help each other through domestic troubles. If you enjoy giddy diversions, this chronicle of a long and bumpy suburban ride can be surprisingly sweet and is well worth the trip. -- Publishers Weekly

And this is no aberration. Every review has been glowing. Here's one from Booklist:

Mindy Sherman either has the neighbor from hell, or is the neighbor from hell, depending which side of the Lexus-lined driveway you’re on. While her image-conscious, nutrition-obsessed, high-maintenance neighbor Beth fails to appreciate the intricacies of carpooling, purse parties, and other niceties of life in suburban Long Island, fashion-challenged, grooming-beleaguered Mindy scarfs fast food, juggles credit cards, and lives in stained sweatshirts. Their polar-opposite approaches to life keep Mindy and Beth from being neighborly, much less friendly, until evidence of Beth’s marital difficulties are broadcast on the Internet, and her high-powered executive husband abandons her. Desperate times make for strange bedfellows, forcing a reluctant Beth to rely on Mindy’s down-to-earth practicality and supermom efficiency. As each woman faces an escalating series of family crises, a white-knuckle, life-or-death emergency brings the true meaning of friendship home in unexpected ways. Through a winning blend of hip and humble humor, Rosenberg simultaneously skewers and celebrates the institution of suburban sisterhood.— Carol Haggas

I know I make a lot of book recommendations in this blog, but DEAR NEIGHBOR, DROP DEAD is really something special, and I hope you'll check it out. Because it's so funny, people will often call it a "beach read," and that's fine. But because it deals with friendship and family and has so many layers, I think it also makes a great book club read. Trust me, you'll have lots to talk about.

And of course, if you're in the Long Island area in August, I hope you'll come to one of the events Saralee and I are doing together. Here's what on the schedule so far:

• Thursday, August 14, 7pm
  Book Revue
  Huntington, NY
  631.271.1442
  
  
• Tuesday, August 19, 7pm
  Barnes & Noble - Country Glen Center
  Carle Place, NY
  516.741.9850
  
  
• Saturday, August 23, 2pm
  Barnes & Noble - Smith Haven Mall
  Lake Grove, NY
  631.724.0341

You can buy DEAR NEIGHBOR, DROP DEAD at your favorite chain or independent bookstore. To buy online, visit amazon.com, barnesandnoble.com, borders.com or any cyber retailer. For more information, visit Saralee's website at saraleerosenberg.com.

Book news: THE SMART ONE

Pub date for THE SMART ONE is fast approaching, and I'm scrambling furiously with all there is to do. Meanwhile, I'm very gratified with the reviews that are coming in, especially the ones I'm seeing on Gather. In case you don't know, this is a social networking site, kind of like MySpace or Facebook but more grown-up and literate. Here are links to some of the reviews:

The Smart One by Ellen Meister – a book review by Marge H.


The Smart One by Ellen Meister - A 10 Mile Book by j - Frugal Mom - r.


Book Review: The Smart One by Ellen Meister by Laura Cushing


The Smart One - A Review by Ashley B.


The Smart One - By Ellen Meister - A Book Review by ~Connie ~ MLC


The Smart One~ A book review by Patty Mayonaise


The trade reviews (with one ubiquitous and snarky exception) have also been positive. Here are a couple:

In this character-driven novel, the relationship of a trio of sisters is pushed to the brink by long-simmering jealousies and grievances brought to the surface by old flames and new loves. Bev is the middle sister, the smart one, divorced and between jobs, always conscious of meeting her family’s expectations. Eldest sister Clare feels pressure to live up to her reputation as the pretty one, with her storybook marriage, beautiful family, and affluent suburban home. Youngest sister Joey is the talented one, the former rock star–turned–recovering drug addict who resists every encouragement to return to the stage. When the sisters discover a body concealed in a drum found in the crawl space beneath a neighbor’s home, their sleuthing plays out against family drama and romantic tugs-of-war. Despite being punctuated by a couple of wrenching plot points and the somewhat ambiguous resolution, the novel is fast-paced and features great dialog. Meister’s second novel (after Secret Confessions of the Applewood PTA) is a fresh take on the familiar “she’s the smart/funny/talented one” refrain. Recommended for all public libraries.—Amy Brozio-Andrews, Albany P.L., NY, LIBRARY JOURNAL

Bev Bloomrosen, the middle of three sisters, has always been envious of her siblings. While her older sister, Clare, has gotten by on her looks and her younger sister, Joey, has everyone on edge with her wild past, everyone has always had high expectations for Bev. At 35 Bev has turned to teaching and is considering leaving New York for a job in Las Vegas. She agrees to spend the summer at her parents’ house while they frolic in Florida with their next-door neighbors and to help facilitate the sale of the neighbors’ house. Things get complicated when Kenny, the next-door neighbors’ handsome son who Bev has always carried a torch for, shows up, considering a move home. Bev is just as smitten as before, but despite the fact that Kenny seems interested, she can’t get over the fact that he slept with Joey when they were teens. Add a murder mystery to this tale of sibling rivalry for a perfect beach read. — Kristine Huntley, BOOKLIST

And here's a review from an online publication called Romance Reader at Heart, which designated THE SMART ONE a "top pick":

Ellen Meister's THE SMART ONE is a charming story about familial roles that shows life in suburbia in all its guises.

Three sisters, each with her own expectations and position in a family, are thrown together just when they most need each other. One is pretty, one is a druggie/performer, and one, the primary focus of this story, is the smart one. Unfortunately, at this point the smart sister is feeling anything but brilliant. Her life is in shambles, she's contemplating a career move and her marriage has just broken up. She's back in the neighborhood where she grew up and dealing with the same people she thought she'd left behind. One of those people is Kenny, the heartthrob of her teenage years who cheated on her with her own sister. So many issues need to be resolved, so many heartbreaks to be mended, and that is before Bev and her sisters, along with Kenny, find a body in an industrial drum.

I liked everything about this story. That's not to say there weren't difficult points for these characters—there were, plenty of them. It doesn't mean that the whole plot was a peaches-and-cream romance—it wasn't. And saying that I liked everything about this doesn't mean there weren't parts where I wished I could have made things easier for Bev and the girls, and even Kenny. There were. Lots of them. But the fact that this author had those points in this book, and somehow managed to resolve all of them so successfully with an ending that is wonderfully appropriate, is the reason I liked it all. This story is realistic, peopled with characters who have ordinary lives, with their share of hardships and troubles. Still, there's a reasonable ending for all of them, one that shows that even in good families there's room for growth and, sometimes, an adjustment of family roles and expectations.

If you're looking for a smart, humorous story about families, look no further. THE SMART ONE by Ellen Meister is a down-to-earth story that made me wish I had a sister of my own! --
Kay James

Once THE SMART ONE launches in August I'll start my massive coast-to-coast tour. The coasts I'm talking about, of course, are the North and South Shores of Long Island. If you're around I hope you can join me. Here's what's on the itinerary so far:

• Friday, August 8, 7pm
• THE SMART ONE Book Launch
• Borders Syosset
• 425 Jericho Turnpike
• 516.496.3934
• 
  
• Sunday, August 10, 11:30am - 1:00pm
• Writers on the Vine
• Palmer Vineyards
• Aquebogue, NY
• 631.722.9463
• 
  
• Thursday, August 14, 7pm
• Summer Suburbanistas:
• Book talk by Ellen Meister & Saralee Rosenberg
• Book Revue
• Huntington, NY
• 631.271.1442
• 
  
• Tuesday, August 19, 7pm
• Book chat by Saralee Rosenberg & Ellen Meister
• Barnes & Noble - Country Glen Center
• Carle Place, NY
• 516.741.9850
• 
  
• Saturday, August 23, 2pm
• Book chat by Ellen Meister & Saralee Rosenberg
• Barnes & Noble - Smith Haven Mall
• Lake Grove, NY
• 631.724.0341
• 
  
• Tuesday, September 16, 10:30am
• Hewlett-Woodmere Public Library
• 1125 Broadway, Hewlett, NY
• 516.374.1967

More soon!

DRIVING SIDEWAYS By Jess Riley

One of the great things about welcoming new authors to the Girlfriends Cyber Circuit is that I get to discover wonderful new books. And today I'm thrilled to introduce you (and me!) to DRIVING SIDEWAYS by Jess Riley, which looks like an absolutely smashing debut. It's a female road trip book with a heart, a soul and lots of laughs. What could be better?

Here's the book's plot summary:

Driving Sideways tells the story of Leigh Fielding, a twenty-eight year-old kidney transplant recipient who—six years, hundreds of dialysis sessions, and a million bad poems after being diagnosed with Polycystic Kidney Disease—finally feels strong enough to pursue a few lofty goals she’s been mulling for years: find herself, her kidney donor’s family, and the mother that abandoned her over twenty years ago. And what better way to do just that than a solitary road trip across the country? Well, maybe not entirely solitary, because Leigh suspects she may have inherited more than just an organ from her deceased donor. It’s this sneaking suspicion that takes her trip down some unexpected detours—and the juvenile delinquent who blackmails Leigh into giving her a ride is only the beginning.

I got to get my hands on this one! It sounds extraordinary. Here's what critics and other authors are saying:

“…embracing both highs and lows, alternately hilarious, humiliating, and heartbreaking, often within the same sentence. Smart and funny without being forced, sentimental without being maudlin, Riley’s funny, picaresque vision of America will make readers wish they could go along with Leigh on her next trip.”--Booklist

Driving Sideways is a gorgeous novel -- I LOVED it!! It's enjoyable, uplifting, and so so so funny and sparky. I found it hugely entertaining and very touching. Jess Riley's voice is irreverent and wonderful, and her writing is genius."--Marian Keyes, internationally bestselling author of Anybody Out There?

“A hopeful and hilarious debut…Jess Riley may well be my new favorite author.”--Jen Lancaster, bestselling author of Bitter is the New Black

“Brilliant…Jess Riley proves herself a huge new talent.”--Kristy Kiernan, author of Catching Genius

“I loved it--LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED it kind of loved it. I adore Leigh and want to bring her home with me. All the characters were unique, the relationships worked, and Riley avoided the easy ending. I could read her writing for days.”--Eileen Cook, author of Unpredictable



I hope you'll check out Jess Riley's DRIVING SIDEWAYS the next time you visit your local chain or independent bookstore. To buy online, visit amazon.com, borders.com, barnesandnoble.com or any cyber bookseller. For more information, visit Jess's website at jessriley.com.

Glamor days ...

Last week I got a couple of breaks from my normal glamor-filled life of staring at the computer screen, making beds, doing laundry, cutting sandwiches (diagonally, in case you were wondering) carpooling, scrubbing counters, answering emails, doing more laundry, running on the treadmill, toasting waffles, fighting with shopping carts, etc.

On Thursday, I went into Manhattan and shot an author video with the talented and hilarious Saralee Rosenberg, who I'll be doing several appearances with this summer. Saralee's a homey, i.e., a Long Island mom and author, and my new BFF. I can't wait for you to meet her and read her wickedly funny new book, DEAR NEIGHBOR, DROP DEAD.

The video hasn't been produced yet, but I promise to post a link if I sound halfway intelligent and don't look like Quasimodo.

After the videotaping, I went to a Thrillerfest cocktail party given by St. Martin's Press. I'm neither a thriller writer nor a St. Martin's author, but was lucky enough to snag an invitation from blockbuster bestselling author Michael Palmer, whose books you should be reading right this second. (Or after you finish this blog entry, anyway.) Michael's latest novel, THE FIRST PATIENT, got a blurb from somebody just a tiny bit famous.

Then, on Saturday, author Amy Wallen invited me to speak at a Dime Stories event at the KGB Bar in Manhattan. What an honor. The writers there were funny and touching and downright brilliant. Much to my surprise the crowd seemed to like my weird little story, which was quite gratifying. They posted MP3s of all the stories, and while my own voice makes me cringe, it's a blessedly short piece. Click to take a listen:
Womb-O-Matic

To hear the other writers from the event, including my pals Susan Henderson, Robin Slick, Pasha Malla and Amy herself, click here and then click on Dime Stories: NYC on the left. All stories are less than three minutes and they're really worth a listen ...

MOONPIES & MOVIE STARS By Amy Wallen

I always get a kick out of blogging about the Girlfriends Cyber Circuit authors, as I'm truly honored to be associated with such a talented group. Today, however, is an extra-special treat ...

I met Amy Wallen through Susan Henderson's LitPark blog, and was immediately impressed with her charming wit. She's the kind of person you want to friends with from the get go.

And then I read her debut novel, MoonPies & Movie Stars, and was even more impressed. This is a rare kind of book, with hilarious and very human characters, dialogue that sings and delights, and a touching story about family that keeps you going and guessing. What a treat! I love this book, and hope you'll trust me on this recommendation.

But if not, check out what these fine folks had to say about it:

“With a pitch perfect ear for comic dialogue and fine sense of the absurd, Amy Wallen writes herself a place on the porch swing of great Southern writing, as she follows the misadventures of three determined Texas ladies sworn to find a runaway daughter...”
–Janet Fitch, author of White Oleander

“[S]pirited and honest… Wallen capably illustrates that it is not only possible but also compelling to be funny, captivating, and compassionate, all in the same book.”
-Los Angeles Times

“A delightful and exhilarating journey, kind of like being on a tour bus
guided by Eudora Welty on speed.” –Mary Gordon, author of Pearl

“Wallen launches a funny, touching, and bittersweet ride in search of family, but what her characters find is bigger than Texas and better than MoonPies.” –Booklist

Not suprisingly, Amy was a good enough sport to play along with my GCC-Does-Hollywood blog idea, and here's how she'd pitch the book to our fictional producer:

Ruby Kincaid is the owner of a six-lane bowling alley in Devine, Texas. When she spots her runaway daughter on a ButterMaid commercial she takes off for Hollywood to find her and make her own up to her responsibilities.

Though Amy sees this story as more of a Broadway musical than a movie, she gave me her thoughts on creating a Hollywood dream cast:

This is a super hard question for me because, although I live in Southern California, I know nothing about who anyone is. Someone said last weekend that they saw Kathy Bates as Ruby Kincaid. She was in Misery, right? (Lol. Yes, Amy! And Kathy Bates would be perfect.)



And I see Olympia Dukakis as the mother-in-law, Imogene Davidson.



I would love to see Sissy Spacek play a leading role.





And if Jessica Lange can be Loralva Jefferson who wears fringed mini-skirts and rattlesnake rattler earrings, then I’d be happier than all get out.


MoonPies & Movie Stars just came out in paperback, and I hope you'll rush out and get it. It's at bookstores everywhere. If you prefer to shop online, you can visit Amazon, Barnes & Noble or any cyber bookseller. For more information, stop by Amy's website, amywallen.com.

Also, if you happen to be in NYC on Saturday, July 12, would like to meet Amy and me, come to the KGB Bar at 85 East 4th Street in Manhattan at 7 pm. It's the East Coast installment of Amy's Dimestories readings, and there will be lots of talented writers (including the brilliant and lovely Susan Henderson) reading their shortest stories.